Forty questions about how your body is actually behaving. At the end you'll see which systems your answers point toward — and why symptoms so often show up somewhere other than where they start.
Before you begin
Three things worth knowing.
This is not a diagnosis
It's a pattern map. It tells you which systems to look at first — the same way I'd start with a new client — not what you have.
Answer for the last three months
Not one bad week, and not your whole life. Check anything that's been true most of the time recently.
It takes about four minutes
You'll see your results immediately, on screen, before I ask you for anything.
Section 1 of 80%
Nothing is checked by default. Skipping a section is fine — leave it blank if none of it sounds like you.
Your results
Here's where your answers point
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This assessment is educational and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease, nor to substitute for care from a qualified medical provider. If you are experiencing a medical emergency, call 911.
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When you’ve been seen, come and talk to me
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The free fifteen-minute call is a short introduction — we'll talk through what you're dealing with, which of our programs would suit you, and what it costs. It's here whenever you're ready.
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Nothing stood out
Either things are working reasonably well, or the questions didn’t capture what’s bothering you. If it’s the second, a conversation will get further than a checklist.
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What this doesn’t tell you
It doesn’t tell you the cause. These systems talk to each other constantly — gut problems drive skin problems, stress drives blood sugar, thyroid drives almost everything — so the loudest signal is often downstream of the real one. Working out which is which is what our full programs offer, and usually what the right labs settle.
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You mentioned medication or an existing diagnosis
That matters, and it means your answers need reading in context rather than in isolation. I’ll go through yours personally before suggesting anything.
Start with a free fifteen-minute call. It's a short introduction — we'll talk through what you're dealing with, work out which of our programs is the right fit for you, and go over what it costs.